I won't mention the magazine by name because I don't want to get in trouble for plagiarizing their money-spending tips below.
So, I bring to you How To Spend Money, according to this Ladies' Magazine:
- Get healthy skin by buying more/better moisturizers and creams
- Fix your natural shortcomings by buying exfoliants, makeup, and more creams.
- Get your guy to clean up his act by buying manly shampoos, washes, and more creams.
- Do better in interviews by buying new clothes to make trendy, eye-catching outfits.
- Look good in the morning by buying better makeup.
- Stay younger longer by buying... you guessed it, better makeup and more creams.
- Take better care of your hair (which has been stripped, broken, and burned by buying perms, dyes, heat, and chemicals) by buying more/better hair products.
- Change your life by buying cutting-edge treatments for hair removal, hair addition, step cells, lasers, complexions, etc.
- Weather out the cold by buying coordinated raingear in matching colors and fancy waterproof watches
- Live "green" by buying new backpacks made from recylced fabric, organic sachets, biodegradable mats.
- Enjoy bicycling by buying a new bike and a new biking wardrobe.
Not only that, but you can lose weight by joining a gym class (instead of working out with friends), running on a treadmill (instead of through the park) and buying a food journal (instead of a simple 10 cent notebook)
Uh, what have we learned, Dorothy?
Incidentally, a great way to not spend money is to not buy magazines written for women with disposable income.
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